35 Funny Tweets That Break Down The Math Of Parenting

If we could sum up parenting with a pie chart, there would certainly be some debate around how to divide it up.

Over the years, the funny parents on X, formerly known as Twitter, have been been sharing their percentage breakdowns. For some, parenting might be “30% love, 10% discipline, and 60% downloading horrible new apps from the school or camp.” For others, it’s more like “40% ‘will you please eat that’ and 60% ‘STOP EATING THAT!’”

The mathematical possibilities are endless, but below, we’ve rounded up a sample of 35. Keep scrolling for some funny breakdowns that don’t always add up, but are relatable nonetheless.